We’ve all been there. You stumble out of the club at 2 a.m., start thinking about what your next move is gonna be, and then….%&^*! “I shoulda hit the head before we walked out!” It’s one of the worst feelings in the world, isn’t it? It’s enough to ruin the whole night.
Over the weekend, Cristiano Ronaldo found himself in this exact scenario shortly after he walked out of a club called Le Quai in Saint Tropez. So what did he do? Well, he didn’t find a quiet, secluded alley to relieve himself. He also didn’t jump behind a bush and go. And he didn’t try to hold it, either. Instead, he walked between two cars—right out in plain sight!—and started going. And…yeah, it didn’t exactly end well.
Ronaldo did get to finish handling his business. But once he was done, he was approached by a group of cops who yelled at him and told him to go home